Dating puns

We need to go."10) Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow!You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.11) Call Mc Donalds asking for directions to Burger King.12) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO! When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.14) Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.15) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.16) Hide a walk talkie in a bush and scare people that walk by.17) Get on a crowded elevator with a bag in your hands, sigh and say "darn my snake got loose again".18) When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.19) Dress up as a duck and throw bread at people and say,"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!! 20) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!

In Finding the One Online, I give you 7 hours of audio, a 180 page transcript, a 35 page workbook – and tips on everything from choosing the right site, to writing a compelling online dating profile, to taking the right photos, to flirting effectively via email so that every single person will want to meet you in person. What’s the most memorable username you’ve ever seen on a dating site?

We all know the dating app Tinder that promises to make the process to find a date incredibly easy for everybody.

You get to have a preview of someone’s likes, dislikes, interests, and humor, after which you get to decide if you want to meet up. In a perfect world, yes, but as we all know, things don’t always go as planned.

A great username is a differentiator – a unique brand name – something that completely sets you apart from every other person on a dating site.

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And when your ideal partner is scrolling through hundreds of names – Sally102, Jen NYC1, Lawyer Gal – a great username can be the very reason that someone contacts you. And you become convinced that usernames don’t matter. In my opinion, a username should be a pun or a play on words. Wine Not – for the wine aficionado Lady Go Go – for the world traveler Bach To Bach – for the classical music enthusiast Tender Legal – for the soft-hearted lawyer See the common thread?Rather than presenting the other person a single line that they can either accept or reject wholesale, you might fair better if you get them actively engaged with a miniature guessing game and pull a plot twist on them at the end.

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